But many guys did a variety of commercials. Are you saying I talk like someone selling Reese's Puffs or Mountain Dew? Or life insurance? A car?
At any rate. I can perform physical labor. I can complete chores. I can capture spiders indoors and release them outdoors. I can give you 4 ibuprofen in exchange for 2 batteries. If you are willing to trade on credit, in a week I will have moonshine to trade, into which I will put a nice piece of fruit.
omg dude it's more like the HOW and not which type of commercial but like you type like you probably like super enunciate your words and have that like really calm and clear voice vibe thing
i'm not good at explaining things does that even make sense
would you do me a solid and model some accessories i'm making so i can adjust them somewhere other than a mirror you can have the rest of the batteries if you do
[...] I sometimes have difficulty understanding what people say. Especially if there are intervening noises in the background. So I try to speak clearly for others in case they experience the same. [...] So you are correct in that I try to enunciate.
Model? I should tell you, I do not think we are remotely the same size. But I am amenable. I enjoy dresses and skirts. In fact, I regret not being a priest for many reasons, but wearing a cassock is definitely among those.
man i am so good at picking up on things like that but it's actually like kinda cool you really give off the same vibe in text
welllll i'm not making anything where height matters but it's not for me anyway and you're closer to lola's height than i am think i just need you to like test out a couple things so i can see them in motion and figure out if they need some frogging
so like usually people try to sound like wayyyy smarter or more interesting or something over text but you don't give off that vibe like i fully believe you probably talk out loud the exact same way
(still a compliment! for clarity!)
YES that's her 🥰😍 i want this project to be done for halloween since it's a gift soooo if i leave myself enough time to fix anything, probably within the next week???? i can try to make it work with a little less time if that's not reasonable but no later than the 27th probably frogging is when you rip up the stuff you're knitting because it's messed up
Interesting. I do try to present the best version of myself, but there is just this sole version across in-person and text. It would be too hard to maintain more than that, I think.
Oh you knit. I hear it is a very methodical and relaxing hobby. How long have you been knitting?
If you say so. I understand you also present yourself in person similarly to how you present over text. I remember you from the party and the lassoing class. You were cheering.
Your mother took you to her work? What did she do?
Ah. Ophelia's mother worked in a restaurant. There was also no pop in the household. To be clear, Ophelia's mother was my mother, too. We seem to share a few things in common.
Thank you. He is me. C]:^| This is my current facial expression. It looks severe but it is just how I appear when I am actively paying attention. Plus a bowler hat. S:~D I designed this one just now for you. It’s not as accurate because I do not fully recall what you look like, but I remember you had a great quantity of hair that did not appear to be fully brushed.
I am glad to hear you have family/someone you are close to. And yes, I also wanted to say that when my mother brought me to one of her jobs, she instructed me to read so I would not disturb her. What kind of restaurant did your mother run?
C]:^) S:~[ This is you focusing on determining whether accessories will need to be frogged while I stand in as your model. [...] I do not know why I feel particularly whimsical right now. Apologies.
A bit of everything. At one point I was very attracted to an encyclopedia set bound in blue leather, and my grandparents bought it for me for a birthday. I read that. My school library carried a periodical called Weird... But True! that I also enjoyed reading. It was like National Geographic for children.
That is a very clever and funny name. I laughed. Do you know how to barbeque as well?
WOW it's just like a portrait why are you apologizing???? do you dislike being whimsical
do you remember any fun facts from your weird but true book
i know right???? my mom was a genius i'm pretty good at bbq, like nowhere near as good as my mom was but she taught me soooo much i can make us something when you come model for me if you want
Oh. Because I do not always know the right time to be whimsical or not.
A pig cannot look up, which means a pig cannot see the sky without assistance. I always thought this was very sad.
Hm. Perhaps. Although I would hate to waste your resources when you are already giving me so many batteries. What do you like to make? Perhaps I can share some of my harvest allotment, if the ingredients align.
Hah. If we get Whitney wind power, you can put your custom emoji on the jumbotron.
I do not know if pigs are aware of what they are missing. One of the benefits of ignorance, I suppose.
We do have cheese. I will bring some. I can eat cheesy pasta or cheesy bread, whichever you prefer, although I believe I prefer cheesy bread over pasta. [...] Are carbohydrates your favorite? I am just asking out of curiosity.
let's make cheesy bread then!! they're not like my FAVORITE FAVE but like you gotta admit there's something special about having some good bread or pasta
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DM, 10/17
i've got an open pack of eight with six left but those are hot commodities
what're you trading for them???
DM, 10/17
At any rate. I can perform physical labor. I can complete chores. I can capture spiders indoors and release them outdoors. I can give you 4 ibuprofen in exchange for 2 batteries. If you are willing to trade on credit, in a week I will have moonshine to trade, into which I will put a nice piece of fruit.
DM, 10/17
i'm not good at explaining things does that even make sense
would you do me a solid and model some accessories i'm making so i can adjust them somewhere other than a mirror
you can have the rest of the batteries if you do
DM, 10/17
Model? I should tell you, I do not think we are remotely the same size. But I am amenable. I enjoy dresses and skirts. In fact, I regret not being a priest for many reasons, but wearing a cassock is definitely among those.
DM, 10/17
but it's actually like kinda cool you really give off the same vibe in text
welllll i'm not making anything where height matters but it's not for me anyway and you're closer to lola's height than i am think
i just need you to like test out a couple things so i can see them in motion and figure out if they need some frogging
DM, 10/17
Oh, the sword woman. Yes, this is a good deal to me. When do you need a model? [...] And what is frogging?
DM, 10/17
like i fully believe you probably talk out loud the exact same way
(still a compliment! for clarity!)
YES that's her 🥰😍
i want this project to be done for halloween since it's a gift soooo if i leave myself enough time to fix anything, probably within the next week???? i can try to make it work with a little less time if that's not reasonable but no later than the 27th probably
frogging is when you rip up the stuff you're knitting because it's messed up
DM, 10/17
Oh you knit. I hear it is a very methodical and relaxing hobby. How long have you been knitting?
DM, 10/17
it's SUPER relaxing
like
1617 years??? my mom taught me how so i'd stop bugging her at work so muchDM, 10/17
Your mother took you to her work? What did she do?
DM, 10/17
she owned a restaurant
but like in the mom'n'pop shop way but there was no pop so it was just a mom shop but that sounds weird
DM, 10/17
Ah. Ophelia's mother worked in a restaurant. There was also no pop in the household. To be clear, Ophelia's mother was my mother, too. We seem to share a few things in common.
DM, 10/17
oh!!! that's so cool
i don't have a sister sister but lola's like basically my twin
we have SO MUCH in common
DM, 10/17
I am glad to hear you have family/someone you are close to. And yes, I also wanted to say that when my mother brought me to one of her jobs, she instructed me to read so I would not disturb her. What kind of restaurant did your mother run?
DM, 10/17
i DO have a lot of hair thank you for noticing
what kinda stuff did you read?
it was a bbq place, license to grill
DM, 10/17
A bit of everything. At one point I was very attracted to an encyclopedia set bound in blue leather, and my grandparents bought it for me for a birthday. I read that. My school library carried a periodical called Weird... But True! that I also enjoyed reading. It was like National Geographic for children.
That is a very clever and funny name. I laughed. Do you know how to barbeque as well?
DM, 10/17
why are you apologizing???? do you dislike being whimsical
do you remember any fun facts from your weird but true book
i know right???? my mom was a genius
i'm pretty good at bbq, like nowhere near as good as my mom was but she taught me soooo much
i can make us something when you come model for me if you want
DM, 10/17
A pig cannot look up, which means a pig cannot see the sky without assistance. I always thought this was very sad.
Hm. Perhaps. Although I would hate to waste your resources when you are already giving me so many batteries. What do you like to make? Perhaps I can share some of my harvest allotment, if the ingredients align.
DM, 10/17
there's too much bad stuff and seriousness now maybe it'll help
oh no that's so sad you're right
i hope no pigs are sad about not being able to stargaze
omg you guys have like lots of cheeses right
what if we make a cheesy pasta or something
or CHEESY BREAD
DM, 10/17
I do not know if pigs are aware of what they are missing. One of the benefits of ignorance, I suppose.
We do have cheese. I will bring some. I can eat cheesy pasta or cheesy bread, whichever you prefer, although I believe I prefer cheesy bread over pasta. [...] Are carbohydrates your favorite? I am just asking out of curiosity.
DM, 10/17
let's make cheesy bread then!!
they're not like my FAVORITE FAVE but like you gotta admit there's something special about having some good bread or pasta
DM, 10/17
One of the great pleasures of life is a warm carbohydrate in the mouth.