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[bedchem]

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DM 10/3

[swordwife]

Do you think they have piglets at Lundegaard and if so do you think they’ll let me adopt one and ALSO do you think it’s really true that there’s no such thing as a mini pig IN WHICH CASE do you think Mara would be okay with a 150lb pig living in the Depot in give or take a year?

DM 10/3

[bedchem]

mini pigs aren't real???? since when????

maybe we could convince mara to let us keep a pig if we emphasize that we could use it to find truffles

what are you gonna name the pig if they let you have one

DM 10/3

[swordwife]

Dude… 😿 Mini pigs are just baby pigs but they grow up to be average-sized pigs.

OH THAT’S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. There are truffles in Washington, right? They made wine here. Luxury environment.

What do you think of Maurice???

DM, 10/13

[swordwife]

Thots on the Container Fort crew? Mara suggested we team up with them to scavenge the Lowl substation lmfao

DM, 10/13

[bedchem]

i said i'd be a cheerleader for the leader chick at that lasso class thingy tomorrow

maybe that'll get us on their good side?????

[...]
they at least seem funner than the murdertown dudes

DM, 10/13

[swordwife]

Cheerleading can't hurt! Mara said to talk to Carter, one of the twins. She does business or something for Dutch (leader chick)? Idk. I sent her a message but we'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Honestly tho you'd have to try REALLY hard not to be funner than the murdertown dudes who did murder in their murdertown. At the same time though I want to stay at their murder bed and breakfast because I really miss scrambled eggs...

DM, 10/17

[lineman]

Hello. Would you like to make a trade?

DM, 10/17

[bedchem]

oh hey it's you mr. tv voiceover guy

what are you looking for????

DM, 10/17

[lineman]

TV Voiceover Guy?

I was wondering if you had any AA batteries.

DM, 10/23

[afairtrade]

Hey. I have a beat on some smoked fish. I don't think it'll be enough to share with everybody, but I was thinking we could have a nice private dinner for the Whitney Committee members. Maybe Friday night?

DM, 10/23

[bedchem]

ooooh yes we could do that!!!
i could make us something really fancy unless you want something specific????

i was gonna make bread with one of the lundegaard guys and he's bringing cheese so i could maybe use some of that and make a pasta or something

DM, 10/23

[afairtrade]

Fancy is good. I have some pre-outbreak wine I can bust out too. It'll be fun. A real dinner party.

Who God, we're going to get so spoiled. I missed cheese.

DM, 10/25

[homesteading]

I heard you might do knitting lessons.

DM, 10/25

[bedchem]

aren't you the guy who

i [...] can
do you have your own yarn

DM, 10/25

[homesteading]

Oh. No. [...] I can probably find some?

DM, 11/2

[orator]

Hey, Billie. Would you be willing to do me a favor?

DM, 11/2

[bedchem]

maaaybe
what's the favor????

DM, 11/2

[orator]

So despite us having been here for seven months now, the troupe only just struck the deal for full citizen status. Which means my actors need a crash course in how things work around here. Where you can go, what you can take, the unspoken rules.

Also, they will hit on you, but I can be there to tell them to cut it out.

Field Hospital Delivery, 11/12

[lineman]

A handful of origami lucky stars, made with this Rachel Bilson Sunglass Hut ad from Allure's December 2011 issue. John has provided a small note written on another scrap of magazine ad:

I hope you feel better soon, Billie.

I learned how to make these the last time I was hospitalized. If you are bored, I can teach you.

- John Hwang

DM, 11/12

[bedchem]

omg thank you

i don't think i can move enough to do origami so i will pass for now
how are you doing outside of being bored enough to make me stars????

DM, 11/12

[lineman]

I did not make the stars because I am bored. But I am doing well, all things considered. I can sleep through the night now. And I think I will be strong enough to go for a long walk around the hospital tomorrow.

I am sorry to hear you are still in pain.

DM, 11/17

[homesteading]

How are you feeling?

Also can I ask you a weird question?

DM, 11/17

[bedchem]

honestly not too bad today
even managed to walk around with lola a bit for awhile

you can ask but i'm not guaranteeing an answer

Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄❄️

[soliloquacious]

For Christmas, Billie gets a braided fleece scarf (a la this) using these two fabrics. Merry Christmas!!

Delivery 12/25

[malting]

Delivered: a bar of soap (lavender, peppermint, or unscented) and a small jar of thick moisturizing hand cream for the dry winter months that smells heavily of honey and birch, tester recipes from Nat with a note listing all ingredients in case of allergies and: Happy Holidays, thanks for being a Guinea Pig xo Nat