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billie kaplan ([personal profile] bedchem) wrote2024-09-14 11:31 pm
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like pigs don't like rats but it's literally just based on my feelings. Like I think if a pig saw a rat in its pigstye it'd be like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

? Ya there are like 12 zodiac animals. What else would they be?

Omg but they have a farm and probably a tractor right? Murdertown would be the perfect place for a Halloween party bc you'd have the haunted house (haunted whole place) and they have apples so obv apple cider is covered and then you can go on a hayride!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe we should tell them.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Omg yes Babe. Okay Babe did like rats, I think. Or he didn't have a problem with rats. So that settles it. Pigs = full of love for ALL creatures. Honestly yes idk why I didn't realize that before.

Lmao what there're 12. Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon (<- das us), snake, horse, goat, MANKEY, rooster, dog, and pig (Maurice). You're missing like 5.

Um Mara said Roswell hates to feel like he's in trouble so maybe if we're like omg you're in such big trouble if you don't host a smangin Halloween party he'll do it. Also there's like Gideon he's nice he seems like he'd host a party.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah he’d probably love the rat so we shouldn’t introduce them or his lil heart will get broken once Mara finds the rat.

[…] Are there 2 zodiacs? Is this like an alternate reality thing are we from 2 different universes omg

Gideon is the shawty. Quaid is the rodeo clown.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaaah that’s a good point. It’s like Matlock’s Hierarchy of Needs. No Rat is at the bottom of the pyramid, then No Ghoul, and then Get Pig is at the tippy top.

Omg idk mine is the ordinary one. When we went to that restaurant that one time for my birthday and you did the Heimlich maneuver on my aunt, they had the zodiac printed on the paper placemats. But my zodiac doesn’t have any ladies!!! I want the babe zodiac.

Wait did you kiss him. Who did you kiss during spin the bottle omg I forgot
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay yeah let’s get this RAT.

Oh uh Dany Targ? Ya sure. I like Emilia Clarke. I wish she had a YouTube channel, before the world blew up.

You don’t remember who you kissed??? Did you even kiss anyone? Were you mega faded????
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Cullen. Lmao.

Weh that bull is so mean!!! But yeah okay I don’t remember who you kissed either hm. Is that bad???
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Squidward Stark. Idk probably???? The rich and famous are probably in a bunker somewhere. Or maybe like a special train.

Okay but I still wanna know.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
For sure but they’re probably in Europe or like eastern Canada. Way far.

Who would be embarrassing??????
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you remember that movie about the milkshake with Daniel Day-Lewis? We need a guy like that to find more gas.

I think so, right? Weren't people heading toward Montreal at one point? Or trying to? I mean not us, we were just trying to find the next 7-11 lmao

Okay, if you made out with a hottie I'll announce it. If you didn't I'll take it to my grave.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg. Imagine Mara going like I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE to Roswell LMFAAAAAOOOO. But yeah no she's committed to Whitney and if she stay we stay ❀️ ❀️ ❀️

Yeah Atlanta I think? Where CDC HQ is???

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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think she likes them. They're still around, aren't they?
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-15 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Which is huge. Like imagine if we asked Mara if we could get the slackline up and a little hackeysack tournament going. Would it fly???

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