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billie kaplan ([personal profile] bedchem) wrote2024-09-14 11:31 pm
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Cheerleading can't hurt! Mara said to talk to Carter, one of the twins. She does business or something for Dutch (leader chick)? Idk. I sent her a message but we'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Honestly tho you'd have to try REALLY hard not to be funner than the murdertown dudes who did murder in their murdertown. At the same time though I want to stay at their murder bed and breakfast because I really miss scrambled eggs...
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I mean not BUSINESS business ppl like idt Carter has a blazer with huge shoulder pads or anything like that. But I guess in a way bc Whitney exists, everyone else has to do business kinda sorta. Trade. Merit. Yanno.

Yeah and we never really found the ghoul or evidence of human sacrifice or their murdertown murderpit. But like is that what you want to do? Forget what I want to do for a sec.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of!!!!!! Wild to think about, huh?

Oooooh I like the way you think. Save murdertown from the ghoul, create dependency. Get pig. Okay then I think it's settled, we stay the night at Lundegaard and have scrambled eggs + mystery.

Also have you ever thought about how I'm kinda like Shaggy bc I'm tall and say "like" a lot and you're like Scooby Doo because you're not tall??? I just thought about this rn.

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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we really are capital A Adults now. With like responsibilities.

Do you think Maurice would fight that rat we're all supposed to hate? I forget my zodiac but like which zodiac animal was opposite the rat????

AAAAAAH hm, would Mara be willing to host another party for Halloween? Or maybe we should ask Edgar to ask her.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like pigs don't like rats but it's literally just based on my feelings. Like I think if a pig saw a rat in its pigstye it'd be like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

? Ya there are like 12 zodiac animals. What else would they be?

Omg but they have a farm and probably a tractor right? Murdertown would be the perfect place for a Halloween party bc you'd have the haunted house (haunted whole place) and they have apples so obv apple cider is covered and then you can go on a hayride!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe we should tell them.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Omg yes Babe. Okay Babe did like rats, I think. Or he didn't have a problem with rats. So that settles it. Pigs = full of love for ALL creatures. Honestly yes idk why I didn't realize that before.

Lmao what there're 12. Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon (<- das us), snake, horse, goat, MANKEY, rooster, dog, and pig (Maurice). You're missing like 5.

Um Mara said Roswell hates to feel like he's in trouble so maybe if we're like omg you're in such big trouble if you don't host a smangin Halloween party he'll do it. Also there's like Gideon he's nice he seems like he'd host a party.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah he’d probably love the rat so we shouldn’t introduce them or his lil heart will get broken once Mara finds the rat.

[…] Are there 2 zodiacs? Is this like an alternate reality thing are we from 2 different universes omg

Gideon is the shawty. Quaid is the rodeo clown.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaaah that’s a good point. It’s like Matlock’s Hierarchy of Needs. No Rat is at the bottom of the pyramid, then No Ghoul, and then Get Pig is at the tippy top.

Omg idk mine is the ordinary one. When we went to that restaurant that one time for my birthday and you did the Heimlich maneuver on my aunt, they had the zodiac printed on the paper placemats. But my zodiac doesn’t have any ladies!!! I want the babe zodiac.

Wait did you kiss him. Who did you kiss during spin the bottle omg I forgot
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay yeah let’s get this RAT.

Oh uh Dany Targ? Ya sure. I like Emilia Clarke. I wish she had a YouTube channel, before the world blew up.

You don’t remember who you kissed??? Did you even kiss anyone? Were you mega faded????
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Cullen. Lmao.

Weh that bull is so mean!!! But yeah okay I don’t remember who you kissed either hm. Is that bad???
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Squidward Stark. Idk probably???? The rich and famous are probably in a bunker somewhere. Or maybe like a special train.

Okay but I still wanna know.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
For sure but they’re probably in Europe or like eastern Canada. Way far.

Who would be embarrassing??????
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-14 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you remember that movie about the milkshake with Daniel Day-Lewis? We need a guy like that to find more gas.

I think so, right? Weren't people heading toward Montreal at one point? Or trying to? I mean not us, we were just trying to find the next 7-11 lmao

Okay, if you made out with a hottie I'll announce it. If you didn't I'll take it to my grave.

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