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billie kaplan ([personal profile] bedchem) wrote2024-09-14 11:31 pm
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think they have piglets at Lundegaard and if so do you think they’ll let me adopt one and ALSO do you think it’s really true that there’s no such thing as a mini pig IN WHICH CASE do you think Mara would be okay with a 150lb pig living in the Depot in give or take a year?
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude… 😿 Mini pigs are just baby pigs but they grow up to be average-sized pigs.

OH THAT’S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. There are truffles in Washington, right? They made wine here. Luxury environment.

What do you think of Maurice???
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you’re an adult.

[…] You can put truffles in soup?
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh you’re such a COOKING MAMA 🥰🥰🥰

I wonder if they have squashes at Lundegaard. You gonna go?
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If they don’t have squashes they’re STRETCHING LMAO […] Do you get it lol

Uh I mean I wouldn’t bring a knife to a gun guy fight, I guess.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I get you I get you. I guess just like, I don’t think ALL of Lundegaard wants to kill. They were upset enough to invite everyone else in their biz. And they’ve never done that before.

Plus like our weapons are for zombies which are predators that don’t care. These are people that I think care? We trade with them, at least.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but that happened after. I don’t think he was elected on a platform of murder? Idk.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean I heard they have ghouls. Maybe we can find the ghoul.

Okaaaaaay but if it gets confiscated by a ghoul don’t say I didn’t warn yaaaa
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg you’re so right. If we deghouled them, they’d for sure reward us with a pig. Or maybe a little lamb.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh I would love a new scarf from you.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But what are you gonna wear? I can’t look fly without my best girl also looking fly. With ghouls and such
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ohoooo??? 👂 Do tell about these important trades.
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[personal profile] swordwife 2024-10-04 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Melanie always wants MAGAZINES. I’ll keep my eyes peeled.

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